I appear to be in a Hunger Games sandwich...

Checked the old sales rankings earlier and discovered this:

Any day you split the biggest selling trilogy of the year is a good one :) 

Speaking of The Hunger Games, I read something a few weeks ago that tickled me. 

If you do a 'Bennifer' or 'Brangelina' on the two lead characters the way the press love to do whenever two celebrities start knocking boots, you either get:

Kata... which isn't all that funny.

or Peeniss, which most certainly is.